She locked me in high heels

After almost two years of having this blog, I recently happened upon the 'stats' section which allows me to get a breakdown of the traffic on my blog. First off, let me to tell you that I was under the impression that the views of my profile (seventy something views) was the actual traffic so it was a bit of a shock to see that there have been close to seven hundred views.

And where are people looking from? Mainly North America (thank you, mum and L) but also Israel, India and Latvia, among others. Hello my foreign friends! Let us sit down for some thali and falafel and (insert appropriate Latvian dish here) and talk politics. I think Harper is a bozo, Netanyahu is dangerous, the Indians seems to be doing alright with their new environmental standards for mining. And Latvia? What's happening there??

And search words that brought people to my site? "Asymmetrical haircut" is a big one. It must be such a letdown to get to my site, with me rambling about books and my kid and random stuff, instead of a well-designed picture bank of awkward haircuts. Another was "she locked me in high heels". How fucking awesome is that? My friend, you can hang out on my blog any old time. I don't know exactly how I will lock you into high heels, but gosh darnit, I'll do my best, because if we stand for anything here at AM, it is to please.

Fun.