Six a.m. conversation

D: Mummy, look! An ant!
Me: Mrgghrrrlll
D: Hello, little ant! How are you?
Me: What time is it? (looks at clock). Jesus!
D: Mummy, the ant is tiny.
Me: Great.
D: The ant is tiny like Ahanni and Sarah (babies we know)
Me: Yes, that's pretty small.

Five minutes later:
D: (singing) Happy birthday to youuuu. Happy birthday, mummy.
Me: D-, it is not my birthday.
D: Happy birthday, happy birthday D-!
Me: It's not your birthday either.
D: First mummy's birthday, then D-'s birthday.
Me: That's true. We both have July birthdays. Can I sleep now?
D: Mummy time for supper.
Me: Really?